“Mrs. B said you unfriended her,” was how Mama greeted me one day on the phone.
“I did no such of a thing,” I replied.
“She said you did.”
“She doesn’t have her facts straight.”
Mama tsked tsked at my comment, finding it disrespectful, I am sure.
“So, you didn’t unfriend her?”
“No, I haven’t unfriended anyone,” I answered. “Why does she think I have?”
“Because she was trying to Facebook you – am I saying that right? And she went to your profile, but you were no longer friends.”
“Maybe she unfriended me,” I said.
Unfriended

