I think our little cabin is haunted.
There. I said it.
In fact, I am pretty sure we have ghosts. Maybe more than one.
Cole has found an apparition in a photo.
And, we have had some pretty dang strange things happen here.
“I just saw someone on the porch,” I said one day.
I did – it looked like someone was walking across the porch and then walked through the wall into our bedroom.
I tell Lamar about this with no response.
He thinks a lot of things that he doesn’t mention outright: I need to wear my glasses more than I should; I was tired; my eyes played tricks on me; I have watched too many reruns of The Ghost Whisperer.
I don’t care what he thinks or says.
We have ghosts.
Mama saw one once.
She was staying with us to keep Cole and called me at work.
“Will you go by the store on your way home and get me some bologna? I don’t like being here with all this healthy stuff you people have.”
I sighed but told her I would.
“And some white bread – I can’t have this stuff with all these nuts and seeds in it.”
I told her I would get her some white bread and saved my speech about how bad it was for her until later.
“Oh, yeah, one more thing. Why didn’t you tell me you had a ghost here?”
I was silent.
She saw it too? I had thought perhaps I had a moment of imagination gone wild.
“What did you see?” I asked.
“A ghost. Or a reflection of it, rather. I had turned the TV off, so the baby could sleep and saw it in the screen. It looked like he was wearing a long coat with a hat – kind of like a Quaker or someone from the Tombstone time. You know, Wyatt Earp.”
“I’m not scared, but I think you need to tell him to go to the light. That’s what Sylvia Browne would suggest.”
Now, Mama also thinks that my child is Elvis reincarnated because Sylvia Browne said he would come back in the year 2004. The woman doesn’t even believe in reincarnation but she heard Sylvia say it on an episode of Montel Williams so it must be true.
I told her I would and promised to get her some bologna and Sunbeam.
That was just one of the ghosts.
We have had quite a few.
Since the entry to my study does not have a door, I have curtains that reach the floor to hide my space.
One night, the curtains parted and moved.
Doodle saw it, too. The little pittie ran in there to investigate and promptly ran back out.
Being ferocious, she ran behind my chair and peeked out, shaking the whole time.
That’s the least of it though.
We have had things moved around with no explanation.
Cole once borrowed my tweezers to get a splinter out of his hand.
They have never been found after he put them back in my room.
“I put them right here,” he showed me.
We scoured the counter, the floor – no sign of them.
Maybe the ghost had a splinter too?
Just a few weeks ago, my car keys were missing.
They were not in the two usual spots I put them.
We looked everywhere.
I checked the table. They were not there.
They weren’t hanging by the fridge, either.
Cole went out to make sure they weren’t left in the car or I had sat them down outside somewhere.
I was dumping my purse on the couch when Cole came back in.
There in the middle of the table were my keys.
“Did you find them?” he asked.
I shook my head. “Did you?”
He shook his head as well.
Speechless, we left.
One morning, I found Cole sleeping on the couch.
“Why are you out here?” I asked as I woke him.
“My light was too bright.”
“Your light? Why didn’t you turn it off?” I asked.
“I did. It kept coming back on.”
When I went in his room to check the lamp, it was off.
That evening, I asked him if he wanted to sleep on the couch again.
As he said, “No, Mom, it’s fine,” the lamp in his room came on.
Needless to say, he slept in the living room that night.
And here we are, getting closer to the night where the veil is supposed to be the thinnest.
In the spirit of Halloween, someone asked me the other day if we got a lot of trick-or-treaters.
“No, not really,” I replied. “Worse.”
“Eggers? Toilet paper rollers?”
Gosh, I hadn’t heard of that happening in years. Kids still do that?
“No, ghosts,” I said to their surprise.
“Are you serious?”
I think my expression showed I was.
It’s OK though.
I’d think I was a little wack-a-doodle too, if I hadn’t seen it for myself.
I just wish if they were going to mess with stuff, they would at least clean.