"Worrying is just praying for what you don't want to happen," is an often used quote about worrying.
An English proverb describes worrying as being like sitting in a rocking chair; it gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere.
My friend Ginny told me when we were still in high school that worrying didn't take away tomorrow's sorrow, but robbed us of our joy today.
Did you catch that? High school.
I was worrying and stressing over something in high school.
I had an ulcer in 12th grade, and trust me, it wasn't because I was worried about my grades.
"What are you so worried about?" Granny asked me one day as she snapped peas into a big metal tub.
She snorted. "Everything, my tail. You ain't got the first thing to be worried about."
"I just feel like my nerves are worn thin," I said.
Had Granny been one to roll her eyes, she would have. But she was not an eye roller. She was an eye bulger, however, and she bulged her eye out at me and pointed a long, green bean at me and declared for me to, "Stop it."
"I don't know how," I replied.
Granny was quiet for a while, probably thinking I was a fragile thing to be so worked up as a teenager that I was on a higher dose of Zantac and Tagamet than she was.
"Let me ask you this, old gal," she began. "Is worrying going to change the outcome?"
I shrugged. I wasn't exactly sure what I was specifically worried about, other than I was just a worry wart in general.
"Do you worry?" I asked her.
"What good will it do?" she answered.
How could she not worry? That seemed like such a foreign concept to me - not worrying.
"You know when I should have worried?" she asked. "When your uncle was sitting on a tree stump, by himself, in the middle of the jungle of Vietnam, waiting for his platoon to come along and tell them which way to go.
"But I didn't then and I didn't when your mother's one good kidney shut down when she was pregnant with you and had to have emergency surgery. The doctor said neither one of you may make it - gave you both 1 out of 100 odds."
"You weren't worried then?" I asked.
Granny kept snapping peas. "No. Them odds was better than the 100 percent chance you both were going to die if her kidney wasn't fixed. I didn't worry. I told the doctor to make her kidney work again."
"I wouldn't have been able to make that decision. How did you not worry about Uncle Bobby?"
"'Cause, I knew he was going to be OK," she said simply. "I prayed every day and told him when he left he was going to come home. I couldn't worry about him. I just kept waiting until he came home."
"I couldn't have done that," I said. "I would have gone crazy. I don't understand how you couldn't worry."
Granny looked up from her lap of beans. "Then you don't have a lick of faith, old gal."
Maybe she was right. During the course of her 90 plus years, Granny went through a lot of things, but I never saw her really worry. Part of me likes to think it was because the old woman was so darn stubborn she knew things would work out in her favor - and if they didn't, she was determined enough to change them.
"Now, you stop this worrying," she scolded. "The doctor said you can't have any of my fried chicken until you get this ulcer healed. So stop it. And I mean it."
That was over 20 years ago. I am still worrying.
Mama is the consummate worrier, calling over the craziest things, and coming up with unimaginable worst case scenarios.
"What if the bears come into the house?"
I tell her I hope they pick up a broom and some Pledge and clean.
"What if Cole likes skateboarding and he decides he wants to be a professional one? They go up something called a pike..."
I tell her Tony Hawk has a net worth of $140 million; if Cole could make that much and be happy, I would be thrilled. It would mean my child had done incredibly well for himself and I may have done a little something right.
"What if what?" I asked. "Please, stop worrying - trust me, I worry enough for the both of us. Heck, I worry enough for the world. But worrying doesn't help."
It doesn't help. And I wish I could stop. It has become almost a habit - if I am not worrying about something, I wonder what is going to go wrong. I think Mama does that, too. Maybe she started worrying because she didn't understand how Granny couldn't.
But I've worried about things that never happened. I've worried about things that happened that worrying didn't change. I've worried about things that turned out better than I thought. Worrying didn't help. Instead, it made me not enjoy the present because I was worrying about something I had no control over.
"It may not help, but I don't know what would," Mama said.
I thought of Granny and what she would say.
"Then you don't have a lick of faith, old gal," I told her. And I knew, Granny was absolutely right.